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Title: 'Threesome'
Fandom: Friends
Characters: Chandler Bing, Joey Tribbiani, original characters
Rating: PG (Mild naughtiness)

With wide-eyed awe, Chandler watched as a lovely woman dressed like a Christmas elf walked out of Joey's bedroom. A minute later, out sashayed another alluring female, all dolled up in a Sexy Mrs. Claus costume.

Joey soon emerged, leaning casually in his bedroom doorway. He waved the two beauties off. "Happy Holidays, ladies; thanks for the early Christmas present."

As she opened the apartment door, Elf Girl blew him a kiss, while Mrs. Claus sent him a saucy wink. Then both were gone. Chandler could just make out the sounds of giggling and chatter fading as the pair walked away down the hall.

He stared at the now closed door, then turned his amazed gaze to his roommate. "Fun night, Joe?"

Shrugging, Joey went to the kitchen, pouring himself some orange juice. "Sure. Accidentally."

"Okay. How do you 'accidentally' have a threesome? I wouldn't mind that kind of 'accident'."

"I had a date with Marlena--that was the elf," Joey proceeded to explain. "And we eventually came back here. But I forgot that I'd invited Louisa over here. That was Mrs. Claus," he needlessly pointed out.

Chandler whistled. "And they didn't instantly bring out the fangs and claws at the sight of each other?"

Joey paused to take a hearty glug of his orange juice, before flashing a huge, satisfied grin. "Ohh, no. The threesome was their idea, and I wasn't gonna say no!"
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